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The emergency responder replies Before you do anything make sure he is dead. They make up everything.

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I lied about the wheels. A guy took his girlfriend to prom. But dad I dont have any legs or arms. Two cows in a field.

Its a little fishy. Theyre always up to something I wouldnt buy anything with velcro. Why dont oysters donate to charity. Rolls eyes and says whatever me.

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And most of the time you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out Ah thats nothin said the 70-year-old. Needless to say he was shocked. Im literally on the floor laughing because of how bad these jokes are. A son tells his father.

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Bill Gates walked into an Apple store broke wind and stank up the whole place. I am laughing but at the same time its stupid. Two cannibals are eating a clown. I need to have a good cheese grater.

Does this taste funny to you. You always feel like you have to pee. Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease. I replied In my last job whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible.

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He went to rent a limo and waited at the rental line for very long but he eventually rented it. The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. A twig Why did the bubblegum cross the road. Im laughing at this because of how generic it sounds.

The hunter replies My friend just passed out and I dont know what to do. 1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldnt find any. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. What happens when a black person gets in a car.

He went to buy flowers for his date and the line at the florist. But its Apples fault for not having. One prick and it is gone forever. 17 of Ken Dodds most ingeniously funny jokes.

Why cant you cant trust atoms. Number nineteen is the best example of a bad joke that actually made me laugh and I mean laugh big time. A communist joke is not funny unless everyone gets it. I went for a job interview today and the manager said Were looking for someone who is responsible.

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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. Speaking of hilarious perfectly delivering any mountain jokes can really make you feel like youre on top of the world. 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners. Why are colds bad criminals.

The hunter gets back on the phone and says Ok now what. I wonder how it was made up 2. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. What does a baby computer call its father.

It doesnt sound so smart now that I think about it. I like to spend every day as if its my last. Lady cop - Oh I see you are from New York. Ones mans trash is another mans treasure.

The check oil light turns on. The 10 Worst Jokes Ever Told Whats a green dot in a corner. I am over 18 Sixty is the worst age to be said the 60-year-old. That would be hilarious.

A prisoner was told how hell be executed. What do you. Hey dad whats dark humor. Worst Jokes This joke may contain profanity.

I cut my finger chopping cheese but I think that I may have greater problems. Old wife - She needs to see you license and registration dear The old man hands it to the lady cop and. Then go ahead and. They are so stupid but thats what makes them funny.

Its a total rip-off Is this pool safe for diving. I try to avoid eating anchovies. He waited in the ticket line for a really long time but got the tickets. I had to toss a coin to make a decision.

I think he might be dead. A punished pea Whats brown and sticky. Down for stealing a calendar thats bad luck. I got fired from my job at the bank today.

Well Im your man. It was stuck to the chickens foot. Thats just how I roll. 175 Bad Jokes That Are So Cringeworthy You Cant Help But Crack Up 1.

You cant see the elephant can you. I flipped a coin over an issue the other day it was quite the toss-up. Wanna hear 10 awful jokes. Nothing - it just waved What kind of bees give you milk.

One says to the other. You know you could do better. After a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The father sighs and says.

Hey you cant leave that lyin there. Its a nice saying but a terrible way to find out youre adopted. You are not completely useless you can always serve as a bad example. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation.